Sunday, 26 February 2017

Bolpur Blues: Episode 1

Okay to start with, it was autumn. The leaves had a different shade; the kind that says they are growing old and getting ready for fall.

The fine arts department of Santiniketan organized a seminar on Art History and I had to go and sit there and understand nothing but note down everything, for making news out of it for my University Chronicle.

I thoroughly slept through it.

I had a partner to go with and I made a deal with him; pre-break he would note down and I’d sleep and post-break vice versa.

So when I woke up during the break, I shamelessly had puffy eyes. I yawned and reached for my partner’s notebook, “Wrote everything?”

He stretched his arms and said casually in his Malayalam accent, “Mostly. I’ll go get food now, and then I can sleep”; the last part of his sentence had a certain smirk.

I caught his expression and rolled my eyes, “I am hungry. Let’s for now concentrate on food. Please.”

He agreed to it and said, “Let’s go out. I have a Malayalam friend waiting outside. I’ll go meet him and then we three can go for lunch.”

I nodded and started walking towards the door of the seminar hall, avoiding eye contact with people who I suspected had seen me sleeping.

When I walked out of the building, I saw this guy.
Curly hair, checked shirt; first three buttons undone, talking to almost everyone of the crowd that came out, smiling at everyone, and visibly looked very popular.

He came towards my partner and greeted him in Malayalam. Of course I understood nothing. I just blankly stared.

Then my partner introduced me to him, “This is the friend I was talking about.”

I formally smiled and he returned the smile with a bigger one.

I was intolerably hungry and with no further greetings exchanged, I started ranting about food.

The popular guy stared at me and said, “I’ll go Arashri Market. I don’t have money. There’s a shopkeeper who lends me food when I’m running short of money.”

My partner chose to go with his friend, and I took the opposite way to the University canteen.

When we returned, the seminar was still due to resume. So I, my partner, and his friend went out for a smoke.

His friend asked me,”Hey, you’re from Kolkata right? I know Jadavpur University.”
I smiled back and said, “That’s quite famous.”

“Actually I’m shifting to Jadavpur next year for a course in Philosophy”, he wanted to keep the conversation going.

“But you joined here this year, right?” I was searching my bag for a lighter.

“I love Philosophy.” He said stretching his arms in the air and making patterns, I don’t know why.

Then he broke into a dramatic dance moving his arms and body saying, “Philosophy is my girl and I’m the warrior fighting for her.”

Both I and my partner looked at him in disgust, and praying people around can’t see us with him.

After all this circus done, we climbed the stairs back to the seminar hall. You should have seen the reluctance on my face when I realized it was my turn to note down and my partner can sleep.

My partner went out to pee, leaving me with his friend for company.

I pretended to pay attention to the seminar to avoid talking to him, especially after the little jig he had done outside and embarrassed his company.

He conjured up a topic for conversation out of nowhere, and that ended with asking for my number.

I pretended to not hear.

But this damn guy kept asking.

I finally said, “Why do you need my number? We can anyway meet here.”

“So I can text you.” He said as if that’s something so stupid to ask.

I gave him my number and didn’t even ask for his.

To be continued…